Sunless Tanning Lotion

Blech! Let me begin with the (few) pluses: it is relatively inexpensive, and IMO it doesn't stink as badly as some self tanners. However, it took *much* longer than the 5 minutes that it promised...

On the plus side, this product is cheap. I got this for about $8 at Wal-Mart. This lotion actually smells nice in the package and when you apply it! But after it has reacted with your skin, you...