Product Reviews by threejane

Moisturizers - Neutrogena - Naturals Multi-Vitamin Nourishing Moisturizer

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Apr/24/2015

I like this and the ingredients seemed innocuous. After using a few times, it pissed off my skin to the point it was stinging and burning and super rough, like lizard skin but it also stings. I'm now using the most basic stuff to cleanse and moisturize, waiting for the reaction to go away. I had this happen with an Aveeno moisturizer and once, severely, when using honey on my face in the …Read more

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Lipstick - MAC Cosmetics - Retro Matte Lipstick - Ruby Woo

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Feb/05/2015

Definitely a bold red. Definitely try before you buy, does not look good on everything. Cost me $16.95 at the MAC store. Can be a little drying to your lips, scrub 'em and moisturize 'em good before wearing this. Will slowly wear off if you eat / drink, will also stain your lips. Can be worn thick and bold or light and subtle. I have never spent this much on lipstick but I think I …Read more

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Lotions/ Creams - Bath & Body Works - Body Cream - Warm Vanilla Sugar

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Apr/12/2013

Absorbs quickly. Hydrates nicely. Flip-top packaging that takes up minimal space and doesn't leak or gum up at the opening.

The reviewer below me is spot-on. Either my nose is highly finicky, or more people than I would have ever known just looooove the scent of Play-dough, plastic, and cheap vanilla extract (alcohol and all) blended together.

The lotion works well …
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Eye Primer - e.l.f. Cosmetics - Essential Eyelid Primer - Sheer

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Feb/18/2013

It's a buck. Like most of their stuff. Might as well try it because it's, you know, a BUCK and you might love it like I do.

It evens out the skin tone juuuust a bit...but provides a nice tacky surface for my WnW Brulee to cling to. And I use Brulee to even out all those poopy purple, veiny, reddish blah colors on my perpetually tired eyelids.

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Makeup Brushes - e.l.f. Cosmetics - Foundation brush

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Jan/22/2013

It's a buck. Yeah, a buck. Dude, a BUCK!!!!

I don't use it for foundaation partly because I'm still a foundation dumbass at almost 42 and I prefer my fingers.

I used it to put my beloved Wet n Wild Brulee all over my eyelids and browbones (separate review, Imma marry my Brulee, seriously). It packs on the color well and as long as I lay it on the slant (not …
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Fragrances - J. Lo - Glow

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Jan/05/2013

Kohl's. tester. Holy crap, I think people wanted to kill me on the spot after I testered this.

Well, "testered" is the wong word. You know when you're dicey about how something will smell, and you try to squirt a little *teeny* spritz on yourself and end up with a gigantic waterfall DOUCHE of smell all.over.your.wrist? You can't catch a whiff off the …
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Mascara - Avon - SuperShock MAX Mascara

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Dec/16/2012

Waterproof? Ehhh, I beg to differ. Today I got to try out my spandy new Avon Super Shock MAX Waterproof mascara...and...oh boy howdy, I gotta bitch.

When I'm out on the slopes, and it starts to snow, and my "waterproof" mascara starts coming off in shreds like a regular tubing mascara such as Blinc ...then I get annoyed that a mascara I bought SPECIFICALLY for …
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Crème - Maybelline New York - Dream Smooth Mousse [DISCONTINUED]

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Nov/09/2012

Oh, Maybelline Dream Smooth, you sucky oxidizing BITCH, you!

Color match was good (matched it to FIT Me foundation, different review). Put it on using fingers, brush, damp sponge. Dried fairly quickly...

Left somewhat spotty, patchy coverage at first that was remedied by blending blending blending and then some powder...for a while. Skin looked airbrushed, flawless …
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Liquid - Maybelline New York - Fit Me Dewy/Hydrate/Luminous and Smooth Foundation (formerly Fit Me)

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Oct/24/2012

I am a total foundation dipstick. I decided my moisturizer+powder combo wasn't working at 40+, but every time I went into a drugstore I was like AUUUGGGHHH. Because the rows and rows of bottles (Matte! Mousse! Doublestay! Longwear! Luminous!!) would send me scurrying in the opposite direction. All those types of foundations, finishes, and, of course, the rainbow of all the pinky / …Read more

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Polishes - Unlisted Brand - Petites Color Fever

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Oct/23/2012

ZOMG. I have this in 24K. It's seeeewwwwww sparkly! And glittery! And bright! And blingy! And shiny! And...I'm out of hyperbole...but you get the point. It's a GOLD GLITTER SPARKLEBOMB of flashy fanciful 24K-looking microglitter suspended in a super fast-drying clear base. Two coats of this and you have a layer of festively crazy, "I am a gold-digging tramp!" of …Read more

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