Product Reviews by lkwojtowicz

Lip Treatments - Soap & Glory - Sexy Motherpucker Lip Gloss

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Nov/07/2008

Can't add much other than it's a boring lip gloss with an awesome name. Vibrating effect, no color (I got the plum, goes on clear), VERY sticky with a slight chocolate flavor. Same effect if I put a few drops of cinnamon oil in my bonbon 88 cent lip gloss. NO plumping effect whatsoever. Not worth ten bucks.

The marketing department gets major kudos, though. I bought it for …

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Lipstick - bareMinerals - Spiced Raisin

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Sep/16/2008

VERY nice plum shade that looks great, tastes great, smells great. But it has such a boring name...whoever is in charge of marketing the Bare Escentuals needs to get a shot of creativity. I guess if it ain't broke, etc., but the biggest downer for me is buying these awesome lipsticks and eyeshadows and they have names like: "brown" and "pink" and "thistle" …

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Lipstick - bareMinerals - Amaretto

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Sep/16/2008

Described as a "coral-rose", it goes on very light rose with a hint of coral shimmer. A little too coral for me, but it would look great on someone with fairer skin. For some reason, it doesn't last as long as other Bare Escentuals lipsticks: I don't know if they reformulated for this shade, or if it's the new 100% Natural lipcolor formula. My old formula would …Read more

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Fragrances - Thierry Mugler - Angel Eau de Parfum

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Jul/29/2008

BARF BARF BARF BARF GROSS!! I just sprayed this on my wrist and neither soap, detergent, or rubbing alcohol is getting off this scent! It's cloying, terrible, and smells like a funeral home full of 80 year old women. It honestly made me choke up and almost vomit.

My cotton-candy body spray that I spent $2 on from Parfum de Coeur kicks this overpriced stench water in the ass …
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Sunscreen - SHISEIDO - Extra Smooth Sun Protection Lotion SPF 33 PA++ [DISCONTINUED]

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Jul/15/2008

My HG sunscreen. I was using Neutrogena Anti-Aging and you could drill for oil on my face by the end of the day. I switched to this lotion and NO breakouts, NO oil slicks, NO whiteness, and the best consistency ever. I use it when surfing, when paddling, and for every day at the office. Only downsides: a bit pricey (I guess you get what you pay for!) and I took points off the package because it …Read more

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Skincare - Body - Gold Bond - Medicated Body Powder

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May/08/2008

Seriously, if you live in a hot climate, or sweat profusely, or sweat AT ALL, buy a bottle of the original medicated powder. It tingles! Girls, it's going to sound weird, but powder your parts and butt crack with it in the morning. DO NOT APPLY TO WET SKIN! The powder cools and tingles a bit and reduces...friction and chafing on your gentle equipment. Feels soooo good! Great for heat rash …Read more

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Polishes - Urban Decay - X

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May/08/2008

Chips off practically minutes after you apply it. Weak, overpriced, underperforming disappointment.

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Fragrances - Parfums de Coeur - Juice Bar Cotton Candy fragrance

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May/08/2008

I love this stuff...it's dirt cheap and smells juicy and edible and lasts a long time. Yes, it's for 5 year olds, and the label has a pre-teen girl on it, but I wear it out and people notice and love it! A steal if you can find it in the drugstore, less than 4 bucks and a bottle lasts forever. I have one at work, one in my car, and one at home. My signature scent-I alternate this and …Read more

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Fragrances - Hollister - Ryder

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May/08/2008

I try at all costs to avoid actually going in to a Hollister store, since they are the most ridiculous concept I have ever seen (selling "surf" clothing to kids that live in Minnesota) and the tacky clothes and pubescent salespeople annoy me. That was all forgiven when I got Ryder as a gift; it's a great, light floral that has a sand/tea undertone, smells awesome on my skin. It …Read more

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