Product Reviews by ToxicMegacolon

Stick - MAKE UP FOR EVER - Ultra HD Invisible Cover Stick Foundation

3.0
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Jun/16/2016

This foundation is for the most part what I was looking for. Its very portable, color match is pretty awesome (though its not in all the shades that MUFE is known for...its more limited), and its easily blendable.

The problem is...which it may be a factor of all stick foundations...is that its so emollient that it has a lot of movement overall, and it never really sets. Even with …
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Lipstick - J. Crew Beauty - Poppy King for J. Crew lipstick

5.0
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Dec/09/2014

Ok this is my HG red. Seriously. This is what started my obsession with red lipsticks and yet, I come back to this over and over again after I become less than enamoured with my Chanels and Guerlains.

Seriously. I know all the people below describes this in less than favorable terms, but I can only tell you why this is my favorite.

This red is a more orangy red than true …
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Mascara - L'Oreal Paris - Voluminous Miss Manga Mascara

2.0
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May/17/2014

High hopes were dashed really.

I have medium, sparse asian lashes. A fave mascara of mine is Lashblast and Covergirls last exact.

I bought this because, well...there's a panda on the packaging. C'mon.

The formula: Wetter side of things, but not terrible. Doesn't really get goopy for me. However, blackest black is...not very black. Its got a …
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Primer/ Corrector - Sunday Riley - Effortless Breathable Tinted Primer

3.0
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Feb/27/2014

2 points: 1) I've been wearing this only for a week and 2) the rating should really be a 3.5

I bought this primer for what every one else has described - the "no makeup makeup" days where you are too lazy but also too vain to either not wear any foundation vs slap-dash placement of your regular go-to fdtn.

This actually does the job quite nicely. My skin is …
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Mascara - L'Oreal Paris - Voluminous Butterfly Mascara

2.0
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Feb/23/2014

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (that's the TL;DR review of this mascara for me)

Sparse medium length asian lashes that doesn't hold curl very well

I had high hopes for this one after seeing how many ppl loved it. I liked the old voluminous years ago, but for whatever reason (i think it was due to lash fall out) I stopped using it and moved onto other things. …
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Eye Shadow - L'Oreal Paris - Infallible - Smoldering Plum

1.0
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Jul/21/2013

I don't get the hype over these. This is the only one I still own but this review can apply to any of the infallible shadows that i've tried over the years.

The shadow is crumbly, dry, and does not stay on the eyelids. I have tried primer, base, and everything else but there is always only minimal pigment on my eyes, and a bunch of fallout. The plum shade is a dark black …
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Lipstick - L'Oreal Paris - Colour Riche Caresse Lipstick

5.0
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Sep/22/2012

Loving Rose Taffeta currently, and its the only one I have so far.
Pros: Very light weight, wears forever, and the colors are superb. Rose taffeta is a light dusty pink rose with a lot of mauve tones. Im NC20, on the yellower side, and its totally MLBB. Perfect for a neat and tidy finish to a stronger cheek or eye look. It feels much lighter than the Lip butters. The gold case is very …
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Polishes - SinfulColors - Ruby Ruby

5.0
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Aug/22/2012

This is the perfect nail polish. The color is beautiful, a midtone tomato-y red that is not too cool or warm, bright, and would compliment a variety of skin tones. The brush is small, but applies the polish beautifully. The polish itself is thin, but not too thin, opaque with 1-2 coats, dries incredibly fast and has a shiny shiny finish.

Seriously. I would pay a lot more for this …
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Eyeliner - REVLON - Colorstay Eyeliner

2.0
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Jun/16/2011

I really wanted to love this product. It goes on very dark, very smoothly, and nicely smudgable. But it smears easily on me and doesn't really always set. Nothing ever stays put on my waterline, and this does a decent job, staying for quite a bit. However, I am a contact lens wearer and I find this liner, more than anything else I've tried (and I've tried a LOT of them) will …Read more

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