Product Reviews by Hermanspottypants

Scrubs - VENeffect - Micro-Exfoliant with Grapeseed Soy & Pomegranate

4.0
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10 months ago

The only reason this product did not get a 5 is because of its smell- it smells like crushed apricot kernels- slightly bitter and reminds me of the smell of marzipan which I really dislike.

I really enjoy this manual exfoliant more than the Goldfaden one because this product has similarly very fine particles but a nicer and more creamy texture which feels better on the skin. I also …
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Moisturizers - Drunk Elephant - Protini Polypeptide Cream

4.0
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10 months ago

So interesting to read that many others had skin reactions and break outs to this product. This was my first Drunk Elephant product.

I personally really like this cream- its cooling, relatively unfragranced, it plumps and hydrates the skin and I swear I look quite radiant from the plumping effect.
The only thing is it leaves a very very slight film and takes a minute to absorb but …
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Toners - Herbivore Botanicals - Jasmine Green Tea Balancing Toner

2.0
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10 months ago

To be frank this smells really horrible unless you like the scent of decomposing flower petals that are rotting and wilting and dank. Did you ever crush a fragrant flower petal and rub it on your skin hoping it would smell like the flower- only to find a sour and gross smell? Well spray this toner at your peril to smell like a dank wilting rotting flower.
Even my husband said what is that …
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Lip Treatments - Unlisted Brand - Dept of Soul Pure Natural Lip Balm

5.0
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10 months ago

After 2 decades of using Burts Bees Lip Balm it was time for a change, as I was sick of the minty tingle from Burts Bees and their new products did not hit the mark.

Dept of Soul is a New Zealand brand and what I like about this lip balm is:

1) hygienic twist tube with lid
2) lovely smooth texture that sits on the lips and prevents them from dehydrating
3) very …
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Lip Treatments - VENeffect - Anti-Aging Lip Treatment

1.0
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10 months ago

This is like a white cream the texture of thick body lotion for lips that tastes slightly sweet. It does not absorb into your lips, it just gets licked off. Every time I use it my lips feel dry and I immediately reach for a lovely soothing lip balm that will coat my lips and protect them.
I do not recommend this product and I am using the rest of it up on my cuticles

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Masks - Goldfaden MD - Skin Balancing Mask

1.0
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Oct/21/2018

***Delux sample- which gave me 4 mask sessions
I love a lot of Goldfaden MD products so this mask was very disappointing. It is meant to be for unbalanced aging skin - thats me - combination/open pores......

I did not notice any improvement after using this mask- texture/brightness/ skin receptivity to the next products.

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Treatments (Face) - Unlisted Brand - LEAHLANI SKINCARE Siren Brightening Serum

5.0
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Oct/20/2018

Disclaimer- I hated ALL face oils BEFORE this one!
This just brings back the joy and treat of pampering yourself at the end of a hard days work.

Oh wow, I've tried a LOT of face oils. The first one was from Clarins Lotus Oil about 28 years ago. I used Trilogy Rosehip well before the brand exported from New Zealand.

Most face oils I find leave a greasy film on my …
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Lotions/ Creams - Kate Somerville - Goat Milk Moisturizing Cream

2.0
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Oct/15/2018

I LOVE other products in the Kate Somerville line but not this. I was very disappointed as I wanted to try this for a long time.

There are so many cheaper ranges for sensitive skin. I imagine that people who do not want to benefit from technology and progress would like this kind of basic 1980s/'natural' because its poorly absorbing and poorly hydrating cream …
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Lotions/ Creams - NUXE - Huile Prodigieuse (Multi-Purpose Dry Oil)

3.0
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Oct/15/2018

In a world where there are so many oils available this one is reasonably priced and absorbs into skin well.
HOWEVER it is dreadful in my asian hair making it oily looking- I could hardly wait to wash it out.
If you are thinking of buying this:

1) you must test it in person or get a sample. It is HIGHLY EXCESSIVELY fragranced- which you may not like and your skin may react to …
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Treatments (Face) - Alpha-H - Liquid Gold Intensive Night Repair Serum

1.0
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Oct/03/2018

Ok I had to return this face product- something I have not done in 30 years! Most products I'll give away or endure but this was un-usable

Problems:
1) the pump dispenser is stiff and misbehaves- sometimes it works and other times it just gets stuck

2) the serum is a thick gel but NO MATTER how clean the skin is, when rubbing it in, it balls up and curdles! Little …
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