I wanted to love this lipstick.
I first discovered it's existence back in '13 around Halloween, but unfortunately, it sold out before I got my paws on it. I tried for months to find a dupe with no avail.
When it was announced again this year I talked about nothing else from the minute I ordered until it arrived.
Packaging was cute and I thought the pink unicorn casing was adorable. Thats just about the only positive I have. The color itself was nice, in theory, but didn't work for the following reasons:
Patchy and thin. Even after applying primer, you could clearly see through the lipstick towards the center of my lips, and over application results in weird separation and settling into creases.
Bleeds around the mouth like crazy. I ended up getting the Urban Decay 24/7 pencil in Junkie (more blue based than serpentina, but the closest I could find) and ended up needing to use it not just as a liner but as a fill under the lipstick to make sure it looked solid on my lips.
The longevity sucked, the color was so dark it looked black (and also patchy) in most lighting, it dried my lips out something fierce, and it literally smells exactly like the corn dogs you get at the fair.
This was my first and last lime crime product.