Gels/Soaps -Calgon - Body Wash
licoricepirate 9/19/2006 1:27:00 AM
The powder-smelling bodywash dried out my skin, made my throat choke up, & made me nauseous.
The blue bodywash is better ... it's kind of unisex ... which could be ok, i guess.
I'm just sick of the smell, so I wouldn't buy it again.
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Fragrances -Calgon - Moon Petal Musk Body Mist
licoricepirate 9/19/2006 1:24:00 AM
at first i was like, "ooh this smells kind of intereting .."
and I proceeded to drench myself in it every day ...
NOW i associate it with my junior year in highschool, and it's just NAUSEATING ... plus, the scent's too easy to identify.
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Mascara -Maybelline - Great Lash Mascara
licoricepirate 9/19/2006 1:15:00 AM
I don't know if I have overly thin lashes or what, but this stuff is really liquidy & it makes my lashes stick together in little spikes.
Or maybe I'm just pissed that I lost it 2 days after buying it ...
Whatever. Not a fan!
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Masks -Unlisted Brand - Aspirin Mask
licoricepirate 9/17/2006 4:16:00 PM
ok whut
it ground off a layer of my skin
makes it feel kinda smooth though
no miracles.
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Hair Removal -Nair - lotion hair remover
licoricepirate 9/14/2006 9:59:00 PM
I keep buying this, thinking that one day it MIGHT work for me ... but, alas .. no. It STINKS ... literally, figuratively, etc.
They should really package it in a pump-bottle cuz once you get it on your hands & decide you need to add more it smears all over the bottle & gets slippery and hard to handle. Did I mention the horrendous odor? :p ...
I know this guy who smeared it all over his hoo-ha, let it dry, and ended up with a HUGE red, swollen rash and terrible burns. NEVER RUB IT IN!!!
If you use it in a bathroom that you share with multiple people, everyone will smell it and say, "lol so-and-so's trying to get rid of her down-there hairz."
I also know this girl whose little brother decided to squirt some into her conditioner ... her hair ended up falling out in clumps.
*sigh* the Nair horror stories never seem to end ... :/
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Lip Gloss -Maybelline - Shiny-licious lip gloss in Strawberry Tart
licoricepirate 9/14/2006 5:19:00 PM
It's got a nice pink color, but it tastes HORRIFFIC. Like a mixture of ace bandages, gasoline, and kool-aid. I put some on right now, and i'm about to puke all over the keyboard. guh.
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Lip Gloss -Bonne Bell - Vita Gloss O2
licoricepirate 9/14/2006 5:11:00 PM
I HATE THIS STUFF!!! Maybe it's the flavor I bought, [sheer cherry] , but the taste makes me wanna puke, it's goopy, way too slimy, and it burns your lips.
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Hair -Garnier - Fructis Shampoo & Conditioner
licoricepirate 9/13/2006 10:22:00 PM
This stuff is good if you're going to be wearing your hair up cuz it gives a lot of texture. After a week of use, tho, your hair can get greasy and weighed down. As for the scent, I'm a little biased because i associate it w/ vacation so ithink it's ok
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Liquid -Revlon - ColorStay Stay Natural Makeup
licoricepirate 9/13/2006 10:06:00 PM
This stuff is pretty good ... but keep in mind I only buy drugstore crap ... compared to higher-end makeup this might be the equivalent of smearing animal fat on ur face. i dunno. It creates a rubbery flawless layer on your skin that holds up pretty well for a few hours. It doesn't rub off, flake, or get dull at all. Still, it may be too heavy for some ppl.
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Treatments -Clearasil - Acne Treatment
licoricepirate 9/13/2006 9:13:00 PM
it werkz
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Tinted Moisturizer -Clearasil - Adult Care Tinted Cream
licoricepirate 9/13/2006 9:08:00 PM
I accidentaly bought this a few years ago without reading the "ADULT" part and almost peed cuz it smelled so horrendous. IT REEKS LIKE SULFUR. I'd rather suffer through a breakout or two than smell this rotton egg crap again.
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Blush -Maybelline - Dream Mousse Blush in Whipped Strawberries [DISCONTINUED]
licoricepirate 9/13/2006 8:59:00 PM
This is the first blush I've ever bought. I like the spongy, crumbly feel & it blends really well. As for the color, layer some powder over it so you don't look like a Disney character or a baaad drag queen.
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Lip Gloss -Cover Girl - Lipslicks in Daring
licoricepirate 9/13/2006 8:55:00 PM
I like the flavor ... it's kinda powdery & plasticy. dunno. maybe i'm addicted. Not too thrilled with the color ... maybe if it was a little more pink ... This stuff is very moisturizing. Just use it as a chapstick you can slather on without looking in a mirror.
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Lotions/ Creams -Queen Helene - Cocoa Butter Hand and Body Lotion
licoricepirate 9/13/2006 8:49:00 PM
Love this stuff! It comes in a JUMBO bottle that lasts forever ... plus it's great to slather all over yourself when you want to wake up with perfect skin. As for the scent, I walked by my boss and he was like, "Someone smells like suntan lotion ..." which could be a good or bad thing. It smells like a mixture of barbie dolls and sweet cream. and yes, i'm sitting here practically inhaling the bottle getting weird looks from my roommate. xD
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Moisturizers -Burt's Bees - Marshmallow Vanishing Creme
licoricepirate 9/13/2006 8:41:00 PM
*unscrews lid* THIS STUFF SMELLS LIKE THE LOCKER ROOM AT THE POOL WHERE I WORK OUT. mildew + chlorine + artificial bananas. Plus, it's really thick & sticky ... not something you'd want on your face during the day. I suppose you could try wearing it overnight, if you're brave enough to risk getting a zit or two, .. but then again, it doesn't really do anything spectacular. and it doesnt vanish; it actually FOAMS.
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