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*TOP REVIEWER* desertwaya on 1/22/2010 7:32:00 PM more reviews by desertwaya

Age: 30-35   Skin: Combination, Fair, Warm   Hair: Red, Wavy, Fine   Eyes: Brown    

I so love this fragrance! It even tastes good :P its creamy vanilla

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takenu on 6/3/2009 8:24:00 PM more reviews by takenu

Age: 19-24   Skin: Normal, Tan   Hair: Brunette   Eyes: Hazel    

i really really like this fragrance. first, it smells so good, like some sort of sweet food. It doesn't have much lasting power, and isn't very strong, but that's precisely why i like it, because its very easy for perfumes to give me a headache and annoy me. i think its a good price for what you get. i think its been discontinued though...

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*TOP REVIEWER* MalibuMands on 7/19/2008 5:35:00 AM more reviews by MalibuMands

Age: 19-24   Skin: Very Dry, Fair, Cool   Hair: Blond, Straight, Coarse   Eyes: Blue    

I learned the hard way about CREAMY. I had to buy it untested over the internet as you couldn’t buy it in the UK. I wanted it as the scent is described as a blend of vanilla & buttery caramel.


It is sticky on application, the scent is better then TASTE; I could actually smell vanilla & caramel. However, after 10 minutes I couldn’t smell anything at all. Huge waste of money.

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*TOP REVIEWER* urstandingonmytoes on 4/13/2008 1:55:00 AM more reviews by urstandingonmytoes

Age: 36-43   Skin: Acne-prone, Fair   Hair: Black   Eyes: Green    

I think this product line went under, and I'm not surprised. I wanted this sooo badly and when hubby bought it for me I was thrilled. Then I received it, it was very sweet but the smell was so fleeting that it was gone by the time I put the lid back on the bottle...NO STAYING POWER at all. Plus side, it was lickable...but who wants to lick their wrist? This was given to my 8 year old daughter..who surprisingly does lick her wrist! lol Its a great scent for her to play with, she simply can not over do it.

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*TOP REVIEWER* triniloveyxx on 11/13/2007 9:45:00 PM more reviews by triniloveyxx

Age: 19-24   Skin: Acne-prone, Tan   Hair: Brown, Straight, Coarse   Eyes: Brown    

Way too sweet for my taste. I guess JS fragrance's is better for people who like those overly sweet smells. It gives me a headache. Even the lotions are sickly sweet. Sorry JS but I give it thumb down.

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Kaylaklvc on 3/24/2007 4:41:00 PM more reviews by Kaylaklvc

Age: 18 & Under   Skin: Combination   Hair: Brunette   Eyes: Blue    

Stay away from Jessica Simpson's beauty products! The smell was good... for the 30 seconds it lasted! After that you cannot smell it. Left in the spot where you sprayed it is a sticky patch that lasts the whole day. The only positive part of that is you can sometimes lick it... but it tastes sickingly sweet! $45 for liquid sugar? Total rip-off! I ended up selling mine for 99 cents on eBay!

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kooky_pound on 11/3/2006 4:21:00 AM more reviews by kooky_pound

Age: 25-29   Skin: Combination   Hair: Brunette   Eyes: Blue    

I just wish these were not made to be "kissable", they are based in a sugary sticky substance, these fragrances made in an alcohol base would have been perfect.
I wear this one and get sticky and itchy, like an ice cream has melted over me!.
I want to like it, but can't!

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Sarahbethx22 on 9/3/2006 8:49:00 PM more reviews by Sarahbethx22

Age: 25-29   Skin: Acne-prone, Fair   Hair: Brunette   Eyes: Hazel    

Ok just a bit of fair warning for you ladies out there. Don't buy the original dessert products that have been discontinued on eBay. Why? Because they have gone bad. I used this stuff back before they were discontinued and it was fine. I recently got some off of eBay dirt cheap and now i know why. The stuff went stale. Hardly any fragrance so to speak - smelt nothing like the original stuff. So fair warning if you are buying off of eBay or anywhere for that matter be wary buying the original dessert fragrances.

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*TOP REVIEWER* blondeambitioned on 8/28/2006 1:59:00 PM more reviews by blondeambitioned

Age: 19-24   Skin: Combination, Fair-Medium   Hair: Blond   Eyes: Brown    

OK, I can understand some of the bad reviews about Miss Simpson's Dessert line, considering the fact that these products are considerably overpriced and overhyped and most people hate JS anyway. But all gripes about Jessica aside, I think the Kissable Fragrances are some of her better products. I love the vanilla/cake batter scent and I think it tastes yummy, and my boyfriend agrees. The scent doesn't last very long (5 minutes, if that), but the sweet taste lingers. It's not worth it as a "fragrance", just for the novelty of it. And while this may not taste exactly like buttercream frosting, I'm sure it tastes much better than Coco Mademoiselle. All of the Dessert products are reduced now, so to me, this is worth a repurchase, and I'm sure my boyfriend wouldn't mind.

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*TOP REVIEWER* CountessDementia on 8/27/2006 12:24:00 AM more reviews by CountessDementia

Age: 19-24   Skin: Sensitive, Olive, Warm   Hair: Black, Wavy, Medium   Eyes: Brown    

I can't believe I bought into the hype and got myself one of these ghastly Jessica Simpson products. Despite reading all the less-than-glowing reviews here on MUA, I still went ahead and bought the Creamy fragrance off Ebay. This is probably the worst purchase of my life! I've never despised a fragrance (if you can even call it that) as much as I despise this one. Let me start off by saying that there's nothing remotely 'creamy' about this fragrance. I was duped by claims of this smelling like a 'fresh-baked vanilla and caramel indulgence'. Rubbish! This smells of stale cake topped with alcohol. I thanked my lucky stars that the awful smell faded away within minutes. Don't be fooled by the alluring packaging, this line is nothing but pure garbage. For the price you pay for one of these horrible products, Jessica Simpson should be hanged.

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paintedlikeadoll on 7/19/2006 6:00:00 PM more reviews by paintedlikeadoll

Age: 30-35   Skin: Acne-prone, Fair-Medium   Hair: Brown   Eyes: Brown    

I was hoping my husband would enjoy this scent on me (and taste, hopefully) and I really do like the way it smells in the bottle, like buttercream frosting. I was impressed that the scent didn't turn rancid on me like so many candy/caramelly scents do... but then, the scent disappeared pretty quickly too. My husband's verdict: smells like a "bad birthday cake" - the kind with the really cheap icing... and tastes like strawberry Creamsavers. Basically it was kind of a dud. I'm not buying any more.

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*TOP REVIEWER* LouiseHourihan on 6/6/2006 4:49:00 PM more reviews by LouiseHourihan

Age: 19-24   Skin: Combination, Fair, Neutral   Hair: Brunette   Eyes: Green    

I bought this so my husband wouldn't have to taste perfume on me when we were getting "romantic" and didn't tell him 1st. Let me start off by saying that the smell is ok, but not great. I told my husband to kiss me on my neck and he said "Blah! What is that?!"....not the type of reaction I was hoping for obviously. This also made my skin all sticky. This is going in the trash!

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BRIGITE on 5/31/2006 11:30:00 PM more reviews by BRIGITE

Age: 30-35   Skin: Combination   Hair: Brown   Eyes: Blue    

I'm putting this same review on both "Creamy" and "Dreamy" because I tried both.
First, I bought CREAMY on eBay. I thought I'd been duped and given a half full bottle someone had somehow added water to -because it BARELY had a scent. Then, Sephora had DREAMY discounted so I bought it. Same thing. It's literally like sticky water. It's a shame, too, because both scents smell incredible and are true to what they say they smell like. You can drown yourself in them, and barely smell it if you stick your nose right on it. After a few minutes -forget it completely. The Walmart line is stronger and half the price.

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hotelcalifornia on 5/8/2006 8:00:00 PM more reviews by hotelcalifornia

Age: 18 & Under   Skin: Combination   Hair: Brown   Eyes: Brown    

Didn't like this much at all. The scent is a wonderful vanilla frosting scent, which I didn't find to be too sickly sweet at all. The trouble is that in order for anybody (including yourself) to notice the scent, you have to spray way too much of the product on. Even then the scent didn't last more than twenty minutes on me. Also, as other reviewers have stated, it makes my skin very sticky. Too expensive in the first place, but I don't think I would buy again if it were a dollar.

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sandramala on 4/21/2006 10:45:00 AM more reviews by sandramala

Age: 25-29   Skin: Acne-prone   Hair: Brown   Eyes: Brown    

This smells great but the scent does not last at all!!! Not worth it!

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skitter on 2/26/2006 5:19:00 PM more reviews by skitter

Age: 19-24   Skin: Dry   Hair: Black   Eyes: Black    

it makes my skin sticky, and it smells like any other vanilla/caramel/sugary perfume out there. very generic and the alcohol is very distinguishable. =(
i don't like it.
the packaging looks very cheap and the bottle leaks sometimes. i have no idea why, but it does and leaves my purse smelling of cloying alcohol and vanilla.

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princess_toasted_marshmal on 2/3/2006 3:21:00 PM more reviews by princess_toasted_marshmal

Age: 18 & Under   Skin: Very Oily   Hair: Blond   Eyes: Blue    

Wow! This stuff is really bad! Smells chemical-y but I guess that's okay because it dissapears within LITERALLY mintutes. I'm very happy I didn't buy this junk.

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lilbit565 on 1/29/2006 12:01:00 AM more reviews by lilbit565

Age: 36-43   Skin: Normal   Hair: Brown   Eyes: Brown    

A lot of girls have slammed this line, but it really isn't meant to be Chanel! I love my Allure, but it tastes awful on my neck according to my BF! So when I saw this I knew it was a great idea. I didn't pay the high price when it first introduced, I bought it at Sephora for 20 bucks, and it is the perfect thing to do before getting cozy with your SO... I agree it is sticky (take a minute to rub it in, the stickiness goes away) and the fragrance fades quickly, but I smell and taste delicious for a couple of hours and that's enough for its purpose!

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MysticSerenity on 1/28/2006 12:20:00 AM more reviews by MysticSerenity

Age: 25-29   Skin: Other   Hair: Other   Eyes: Other    

I got duped on her whole line unfortunately. This is one of the only lines I can honestly say where EVERYTHING is horrible. I shelled out the money for each item thinking they all can't be bad but as much as I hate to say it, it is. The fragrance disappears seconds later & doesn't have an appealing taste. Same goes for everything else.

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PinkTomato on 1/3/2006 10:34:00 PM more reviews by PinkTomato

Age: 36-43   Skin: Oily   Hair: Brown   Eyes: Blue    

I bought this for an 18 year old cousin. She thought she'd like it but instead said it was cheap smelling and did not last near as long as it should have. I told her to give it away to someone who would use it. Bottom line, even an 18 year old finds it lacking in quality for the price. I will never buy this gimmicky overpriced novelty line for anyone again.

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