Review of Vaseline Petroleum Jelly by kolwink
Would I buy this product again? Hell to the yes. This is a mainstay in my life. I have a travel-size tub at work, in my travel bag, on my dresser. And if any of these go astray I shamelessly steal my mother's.
Sing the following to Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me", stretching syllables as necessary:
Chapped lips? Vaseline.
Rough elbows? Vaseline.
Cracked heels? Vaseline.
Also, not that I'm influenced by bloggers/magazine editors (I TOTALLY AM), I just read this:
"When I was in my twenties I had disposable income. I went to a dermatologist and asked her what fancy pants eye cream I should use so I could maintain my twenty-something skin elasticity. She told me on the down-low that Vaseline was a great choice, around the eyes, at night. She also told me that some people couldnít tolerate it, but that if it didnít bug my eyes, thatís her top recommendation."
So, if some strange woman on the Internet tells me to put Vaseline around my eyes, I totally will!