Review of Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab Bon Vivant by haloinrverse
notes: An effervescent blend of crystalline champagne notes and sweet strawberry.
in the vial: phewf. thats champagne and strawberry, all right. fakey.
wet on skin: the strawberry note is the exact one in the body shop's strawberry perfume that everyone abused when i was in middle school in the early 90s. foul. its like strawberry bubble yum. its like scratch n sniff strawberry stickers. the champagne is in there somewhere, i guess. the strawberry is just so fake and strong and painful to me.
dry down: jolly ranchers. scented pencils. this smells like lolita haze. you get the idea.
verdict: retch inducing.