I have crossed many rivers, children. Trekked through the Sahara, journeyed into the heart of the Amazon. Ah, and fought battles, too-- surviving thanks to wits, a knowledge of Tai Chi, and Fate's blessings.
Through it all--through the mists, sandstorms, frostbitten toes--my heart beat strong with ambition.
I had just one desire, one fervent and absolutely ridiculous hope--that I might find..someday..the One..the perfect eyeliner. Could such a treasure even exist? I was unsure. But I vowed to scour the earth, or die trying.
I write to tell you that my quest has ended. Yes! The HOLIEST of holy grails has been found--the best eyeliner I could ever want!
And not in some exotic faraway locale, guarded by skulls & zombies, either. IT WAS IN WAL-MART! FOR LIKE, 5 CANADIAN BUCKS!
Wet n Wild gel liner.
Eggplant--daaark almost black, just a hint softer and more flattering than the black one (in my opinion). But everyone seems to like black better, so I'd advise you to get that.
Smooth as butter, lasts forever, matte (apparently has some shimmer--i don't see it), doesn't irritate. I can make the most beautiful delicate "wings" for each eye and I need only the teeeeeensiest bit. It goes on the waterline without fuss. No flaking, nothing annoying.
In short, a gem. A veritable, magnificent GEM!
(Excuse this review, it's just...this is like finding the perfect husband or something. I feel a bit sappy.)