I have never admired or emulated Meg Ryan's hairdo from the 1990s. I have never purchased a John Frieda haircare product or wished that I could have my hair cut at his salon in Los Angeles. I've always been slightly annoyed by Sally Hershberger's sloppy, "I'm-too-busy-making-Hollywood-beautiful-to-care-how-I-look-myself," jeans and t-shirt anti-style style. However, thanks to Barneys and their fabulous gift bags, I am now addicted to samples of the eye cream from Sally Hershberger's new skincare line. Line Denial Eye Cream is butter thick, but it melts into the skin and leaves a soft, matte finish. It hasn't given me any irritation or milia, it's fragrance free, and it does leave the skin around my eyes looking smoother, fuller, and healthier. Well, I might end up owning an expensive full-size jar of this product, but still, I'll never have any hairstyle that can be described as a "shag."