Infiniti Tourmaline Ceramic Ionic Dryer 217B with Folding Handle

My old purple Conair died (after only 2 years which I think is pretty lame), so I went to Kroger to replace it & this was the only one left like I it so I figured it must be good if it sells out...

I purchased this dryer at a very low price from TJ Maxx because I've heard a lot of good things about tourmaline/ceramic/ionic technology. Well, it pretty much does what a hairdryer does, it dries...