Wisdom from Lady Gaga re: manicures (it involves peen WTF) ROP

From her column in V apparently:

"1. Having a perfect manicure instantly makes you feel beautiful and clean.
2. You’ll be ready for sex or to put a penis in your hand. (DA FUQ?!)
3. It’s a way for you to express yourself (be careful how you do that).
4. It forces you to see the importance of making time for yourself.
5. It boosts your self esteem everyday [sic].
6. It projects an image of success, which is good for biz."

Read more: http://thegloss.com/beauty/lady-gaga-handjob-nail-art-manicu


now you know ladies! O_O I suppose it's something to tell the SO when he gives you a hard time about your nails???


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expand whole threadWisdom from Lady Gaga re: manicures (it involves peen WTF) ROPjadedrose8/14/2012 11:19PM

Ahem....there ARE some fun uses for fingernails and "junk" +++halloqueen8/18/2012 3:56AM

Gaga's 15 minutes were up 12 minutes ago.lepin8/17/2012 10:26AM

Just her other way in poorly trying to immitate and top Madonna. Girl take a break,pls!sirenswin8/17/2012 9:55AM

2nd. She bores me now. kirat8/17/2012 6:02PM

Haha she always throws us a curve ball just for sh*ts and giggles! LOLaplainjane8/17/2012 5:45AM

You're all so uptight ;) to each their ownalexap38/17/2012 2:09AM

I used to love her until she went from just a bit quirky to a freaky dramatic attention...seeker.dreamsandreverie8/16/2012 11:47PM

Same here, loved her 'Let's Dance'/'Pokerface' style, but she went downhill extremely fast ROMUrascal8/17/2012 6:58AM

I can't stand Lady Gaga....what a piece of trash.oscarnabby8/16/2012 7:36AM

All her crazy outfits look poorly executed. "Off" everyjustwishin8/17/2012 2:57AM

perfectly said, thank you very much. :DAriSatomi8/16/2012 10:54AM

Whit878/15/2012 9:05PM

This reminds me of the NOTD picture holding the p instead of a bottle last year.heytherebeautiful8/15/2012 1:49AM

The shape of said organ would lend itself quite well to showcasing one's NOTD. As long as it's +redpapercrane8/18/2012 9:29AM

did that actually happen?!abatnamedtwitch8/18/2012 12:36AM

bwahahaha "or to put a penis in your hand" is so awkwardly phrased, sounds like ++speedymari38/15/2012 12:09AM

Bloody He**! I just spit water all over my laptop. ;) It's true, though. redpapercrane8/18/2012 11:34AM

IDK, it can pull me out of the mood when my nails are chipped. When they are pretty, game on! Lolsaartjesmile8/14/2012 11:47PM

My DH has never said your nails aren't painted we can't fool around. ++ChinaGlazeJunkie8/14/2012 11:46PM

She writes about sex like someone who's never had it.blitherypoop8/14/2012 11:37PM

My thoughts exactly!raelmoore8/16/2012 3:27PM

Wow. A class act, that one. +youcrazydiamond8/14/2012 11:33PM

True lol, she's so embarrassing.MUrascal8/16/2012 3:22AM

This so much.tazzyface8/15/2012 1:51AM

i feel like she thinks she's being empowering but is actually doing the oppositehbwf878/14/2012 11:42PM

I agree. Instead of sounding like a woman confident in her sexuality, she sounds like +youcrazydiamond8/15/2012 12:01AM

Well, look at her job and presentation. It is all about pleasing the gaze.sthenn08/14/2012 11:44PM

You think? I think she's about shock, but if you're aware of more than the last 10 years, she failsblitherypoop8/14/2012 11:47PM

She is a pop singer mated with a Monty Python sketch. Absurd indeed.sthenn08/14/2012 11:53PM

Well said! redpapercrane8/18/2012 11:17AM

She is so gross. Sorry, she just skeeves me out in general...even more so now.mlle_elle8/14/2012 11:32PM

? penis lol. thats pretty presumptuous anyway! hbwf878/14/2012 11:29PM

That girl is trying way too hardsthenn08/14/2012 11:28PM

This!! She's got the talent. Too bad she's become a cartoon of herselfsunnyonne18/18/2012 11:35AM

DA FUQ? indeed on #2philosophin8/14/2012 11:25PM

It's crass but I've done the +rhiannon1018/14/2012 11:25PM

I've never known guys who cared about nails. Lipstick very yes, nails...no.blitherypoop8/14/2012 11:39PM

most guys i know don't even want l/s anywayhbwf878/14/2012 11:40PM

same here, they think it's messy and don't want it on themselves. they like the look +kristel01068/15/2012 12:28AM

Really? I've known a few who *really* liked dark lipstick on me.blitherypoop8/14/2012 11:49PM

...and eyeliner. Guys love that IME.blitherypoop8/14/2012 11:50PM

lol i told my SO about the peen NOTD from a few yrs ago, he jokes about it all the time nowhbwf878/14/2012 11:30PM